"From scary to slutty" includes everything in between. Like, I'm not sure drawing a dick and pubic hair or taping a dildo to the whoopee cushion would be a good idea at a party with coworkers lol.
I guess shit stains would work.
But what do I know? I avoid these types of things to the best of my ability.
EDIT> I just realized that this isn't an office party, that these are just some friends from work. No way a school would sanction the use of the word, "slut" lol. Do whatever you want
Well first of all, it will definitely not be an office party, but a more private party with a smaller group of people. Smaller, I said; the invitation list is still pretty long (especially for my "antisocial" taste), and many of those people will be bringing along their lovers. /foreveralone.jpg
While I was told it would be "From X to Y," I'm pretty sure she meant "Scary or Slutty". "Funny" doesn't fit anywhere between there, but then again, "scary" and "slutty" are incomparable, so nothing actually fits in between, unless you're going for zombie strippers or someshit.
I feel ya, though. I wouldn't mind hanging out with the people I work with, but for the kind of thing they'd do, I'd prolly try to steer clear of. I really don't think I'll be enjoying myself a whole lot over there, so I told the lady who invited me that I'd be giving it some thought and get back to her. A couple days ago, she asked me, "So, are you coming on Saturday?!" I was going to tell her how I had just recently been remembering that the day was coming up soon, as I quickly responded, "Yeah, I was j--" and she cut me off, "You are?! Great! :D" and then I thought, "Oh fuck.. I just said Yes, and now she's happy, and... there's no way I'm gonna say, 'Oh, by Yeah I meant No,' so I guess I'm going now..." I continues, "Yeah! I can go. I don't think I have anything else planned for Saturday, so I should be free." And that's how I got tangled up in this thing.
@ your suggestions, My original thoughts were similar to your ideas.
• I didn't think about pubes, but I definitely thought about the dildo. Believe it or not, my fellow CS'ers, Plant42 doesn't own a single dildo. I know, it's sad. I wasn't thinking about putting the dildo on the outside, though--I was considering attaching something akin to a banana on the inside so it would look like a boner bulge, but that wouldn't work well with the large and baggy design of the costume.
• Shit stains could be good, but where? I first thought about putting it on my ass, but then I thought it would be better to have massive shit stains all over the front side so it'd look like a gigantic, dirty ass had sat on me. Still, this isn't scary or slutty. Shit stains aren't slutty either. That led me to consider jizz stains, but jizz stains on a whoopee cushion don't make sense. So maybe I can make it somewhat horror like by adding blood to it? A bloody-shit-stained so I'm more of a zombified whoopee cushion?