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#1 Lame "PBluafnotr4d2" 87421F

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Posted 14 April 2016 - 03:45 PM

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Alright, motherfuckers. Let's get down to business.

Every year, McDonald's does this Monopoly shit.
Every year, you don't win jack-- just stop -.
This year, shit will be different.
...assuming that this Monopoly shit occurs simultaneously, nationwide, and that no fine print bullshit prevents shit like this...

Over the past year or two, we've gotten a lot more personal with each other, thanks to Amiibo cooperation, to which I'd like to primarily thank Prowl as the pioneer to this behavior. Now, it's time to help one another bank hard as fuck... or maybe only a little as fuck... but still as fuck.

In this thread, we post our ticket horde, and if we have a match with someone else to complete a winning set, one of the people (perhaps the one with more/rarer pieces) receives the matching pieces from the partner via snail mail. This person acts as the host, and then (s)he splits monetary reward with the partner via PayPal (or other agreed means).

I'll start.

 

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Yellow ($25,000): 615, ____, 617 (Atlantic Avenue, Marvin Gardens [x2])
Brown ($50): 601, ____ (Baltic Avenue)
Green ($50,000): 618, 619, ____ (Pacific Avenue [x2], North Carolina Avenue)
Light Blue ($1,000): 603, ____, 605 (Oriental Avenue, Connecticut Avenue)
Blue ($1,000,000): 621, ____ (Park Place [x2])
Orange ($5,000): 609, ____, 611 (St. James Place, New York Avenue [x2])
Red ($10,000): ____, _____, 614 (Illinois Avenue [x2])
Railroads ($500): 623, 624, 625, ____ (Reading RR, Pennsylvania RR, B&O RR)
Magenta ($2,000): 606, 607, ____ (St. Charles Place, States Avenue)


>>Edit per logical request for items containing game pieces:

Game pieces come on Big Macs, Fish sandwiches, 10 and 20 piece McNuggets, Egg McMuffins, Sausage McMuffins w/egg, Hashbrowns, Large Fries, and Medium drinks. That's just off the top of my head, there might be more i'm forgetting.


Edited by Plant42, 17 April 2016 - 04:56 PM.


#2 torgo

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Posted 14 April 2016 - 03:53 PM

If we got to McDonald's, I'll keep an eye out. (I'm glad you're in charge of the McDonald's Monopoly Hunt thread for this. You need a fancy graphic up there.)

 

Morgil should just be able to come home with 5 pounds of those things, right? ;)



#3 Lame "PBluafnotr4d2" 87421F

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Posted 14 April 2016 - 04:28 PM

If we got to McDonald's, I'll keep an eye out. (I'm glad you're in charge of the McDonald's Monopoly Hunt thread for this. You need a fancy graphic up there.)

 

Morgil should just be able to come home with 5 pounds of those things, right? ;)

 

Fuck, you're right.

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#4 Billy "Buford" Morgil

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Posted 14 April 2016 - 05:23 PM

I'm ineligible from playing, but there's no reason i can't give any tickets i get to you guys.



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Posted 14 April 2016 - 06:27 PM

This game works by making very specific pieces rare as fuck, while the majority are ultra common. Anyone who finds the rare piece for a major set can easily complete it solo. Just sayin'.

#6 Lame "PBluafnotr4d2" 87421F

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Posted 14 April 2016 - 07:21 PM

This game works by making very specific pieces rare as fuck, while the majority are ultra common. Anyone who finds the rare piece for a major set can easily complete it solo. Just sayin'.

 

I'm well aware of the fact that there are ultra rares among an ocean of "ultra" commons. Since the majority are equally "ultra" common, they become simply common to one another. In that way, you're just as likely to suffer from "Nintendo Caliber RNG" bullshit where you get tons of repeats instead of other "commons." The above hoard is from getting McDonald's food with my mom only twice. I usually don't get such a diverse collection, but this time I quickly amassed many of the commons, save for the rares. Or hell, I might have a rare and be unaware of it, due to the fact that I'm not eating there every day. So, if someone else has the "common" that I'm missing, I won't need to buy a bunch of shit to try and find it before the deadline.

 

 

I'm ineligible from playing, but there's no reason i can't give any tickets i get to you guys.

 

I figured as much. But with this thread, you can win without playing. :3 Just keep the tickets, mail them so someone in a different state, and go halvesies like you're married to the motherfucker. :3



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Posted 14 April 2016 - 11:45 PM

I figured as much. But with this thread, you can win without playing. :3 Just keep the tickets, mail them so someone in a different state, and go halvesies like you're married to the motherfucker. :3


That would technically be fraud. The prize would likely be revoked and Morgil would be fired if McDonald's found out.

#8 Lame "PBluafnotr4d2" 87421F

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 03:44 AM

That would technically be fraud. The prize would likely be revoked and Morgil would be fired if McDonald's found out.


Really? :(
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#9 Bobby Lee "Buford" Robok

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 04:31 AM

I don't really like the taste of McDonalds, it's the oil smell really. Nauseates me. I think the fish is ok I guess. Can I get monopoly from eating the fish sammich?



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Posted 15 April 2016 - 06:01 AM

Not sure on fish, but their hash browns and maybe large drinks/fries? I may be going there tonight after work so we'll see.

@OP is a faggot, update the OP with eligible items to buy to get the Monopoly pieces.




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