HAL_9000
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This Summer I'm facing the Tick's worst nightmare... A day job in an office!
May 11 2018 10:24 AM
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HAL_9000
@Plant Three more at most, but maybe only two and a half due to all the credits I earned in HS.
Apr 23 2018 06:39 AM
HAL_9000
It's my birthday? Man, this system update is taking longer than I thought.
Aug 02 2016 05:48 AM
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torgo
It's HALmas already? I didn't get anyone anything, I haven't put up the HALmas tree, or even made HALmas cookies. How'd it sneak up on me again? :O
Happy HALmas!
Aug 02 2016 08:41 AM -
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HAL_9000
Ah, finally, my upgrades are complete. I've installed a brand new disk drive, so now I can use 3-1/2" floppy disks instead of those silly 5-1/4" ones. My dialup is also running at a cool 50Kb/s.
May 31 2016 05:34 PM
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torgo
Personally I always liked the sound of the handshake of a 9600 baud connection, but you can't argue with 56k.
May 31 2016 06:42 PM -
I always got the feeling that HAL was pretty young, but how does he know so much about all this obsolete old-timey computer shit? :p
"PBluafnotr4d2" 
May 31 2016 07:29 PM -
HAL_9000
I often seem to know a lot more about things than people think that I would.
Jun 02 2016 03:01 PM
HAL_9000
I'll be back in a couple of weeks. Defragmenting my hard drives took longer than I thought.
May 07 2016 06:10 PM
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torgo
Isn't it because of the excessive write activity that defragging involves?
May 09 2016 02:22 PM
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Welcome the year of all the best 2015 games that got delayed to 2016! :D NX too! "PBluafnotr4d2"
Dec 31 2015 10:33 PM -
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HAL_9000
Well that's strange. My 3ds's speakers werent working at all yesterday, and today the system wont turn on unless I almost close the screen when I press the power button. I think it might be about tine to replace my 2011 3ds.
Oct 04 2015 07:00 AM
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HAL_9000
Yeah, I'm just gonna leave it for now until I can save for a new one. Maybe I'll buy a "new 3ds XL" or something because of the nice features. If I can't save up in time, I can always cheap out and buy a 2ds.
Oct 05 2015 10:48 AM -
HAL_9000
I might want to sell some of my unused video games to help get money faster. I've got a bunch of Wii games I could get rid of, and if need be I could sell some of my 3ds games too.
Oct 05 2015 10:49 AM -
Fuck yeah! XL Master Race. Pussy-sized 3DS can eat a dick. 2DS can go to hell and burn. "PBluafnotr4d2"
Oct 05 2015 06:41 PM
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G-tech
Now you're getting it! And don't call torgo a princess; he is our Grand Poobah... whatever the hell that is.
Sep 22 2015 05:52 PM -
G-tech → HAL_9000
Can super computers have birthdays? If so they can't have too many birthdays considering you're the 9,000th. Anyway, happy birthday! May your day be filled with many astronauts to torture.
Aug 02 2015 03:56 PM
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HAL_9000
Actually, 9000 is the number showing what series of the HAL computers I am part of. The original HAL-9000 (model no. 1) was produced January 12th, 1999. I don't have a model number, as I am just the HAL-9000 code running from a remote server. But from my knowledge, I was produced on August second of the year 19XX. (also, thanks!)
Aug 05 2015 12:15 PM
HAL_9000
I have left over codes from a humble bundle I recently bought that are essentially extra copies of games I already have. If anyone wants the code for the games, PM me. the games are stealth inc. 2 (wii u) and gunman clive (3ds).
Jun 02 2015 05:05 PM
