Hey everyone, my name's Joe. I'm not exactly new here, but seeing as how I only ever pop in once in a blue moon, I decided I would introduce myself.
I am a young lad that enjoys drinkin, smokin da ganja, bangin girls, partyin, and reading a nice, suspenseful thriller novel. (Watchers by Dean Koontz is my favorite by far.) I currently attend community college as a business major, and intend to one day strike it big and run away to some foreign country. I'm also a huge fitness enthusiast, and oftentimes you would see me working up a nice sweat at the gym had you actually lived in the same town as me. Which reminds me... I live on lawn guyland, and new yawk is the best damn city in the world. Every other city sucks, LA especially.
Alright, that's enough about me. Now I'd like to hear more about you, ladies.