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G-tech

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G-tech Ngamer01

After two years of playing in Mario Kart tournaments it seems that you have amassed a large collection of houses, all of which are lacking kitchen sinks. Well don’t fret, birthday boy! For I have several kitchen sinks coming your way via the Sunshine Airport Express! It may not be enough to fulfill your entire kitchen collection but it's a start! Happy birthday, Ngamer01!
Aug 14 2016 12:22 PM
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G-techBilly "Buford" Morgil

Morgil, I foesee that a frantic future lies ahead of you. Yes, I see myriad of shells of various colors coming towards you in all different directions. Parana plants salivating as they inch closer behind you. But fret not for today is your birthday and fortune will shine down upon you in the form if a lightning bolt. Use it and it will protect you from those that wish throw am item at you. Happy birthday, Morgil.
Jul 07 2016 07:35 AM
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G-tech

I really get annoyed whenever I see "here's why" in the tile of an article. Isn't it a given that the article is going to explain whatever is mentioned in its title? It's pointless./pedantry
Jun 21 2016 07:29 PM
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    Lame "PBluafnotr4d2" 87421F
    Fuckin clickbait. I hate clickbait and all wording variations.
    Jun 22 2016 09:17 AM
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    torgo
    Here's why Plant and G-tech hate the internet ...
    Jun 22 2016 05:04 PM
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    Bobby Lee "Buford" Robok
    17 Amazing acts of kindness, #19 will make you cry

    Jun 23 2016 06:51 AM
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G-techZENDEJAS

Happy birthday, Zen! Sorry, I didn't know what to get you, but seeing you've been on your back for nearly five years I figured a helping hand will suffice. Now rise and go enjoy your birthday!
Jun 04 2016 04:05 PM
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G-techSuperTeeter64

I hired someone for Heroes 4 Hire to dress up as Toad to deliver your birthday gift. However, I was just informed that he was arrested for attempting car insurance fraud. Sorry, I hope my well wishes will be enough to make up for this unfortunate outcome. Happy birthday, Teeter! I hope your day-of-birth was filled with joy and love!
May 26 2016 04:30 PM
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G-techBilly "Buford" Morgil

Did I miss something? What's up with the name?
Apr 13 2016 04:36 PM
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G-techtorgo

Happy Birthday, torgo! Sorry you were unable to get the day off from your soul consuming job at ConHuge Co for your birthday. Just think in another 30 or years you can retire and then you can play all the Mario Kart, Virtual Boy, and Carpet Laying Simulator you want on your birthday. Of cousrse this is contingent on your job not sucking your dry soul by the time you retire.
Mar 17 2016 01:26 PM
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G-tech

Happy Mar14 Day!
Mar 14 2016 03:57 PM
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    It doesn't seem that long ago that she was a kid growing up in Spanish Harlem. Now she's living her life just like a movie star.
    Mar 14 2016 03:58 PM
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    Lame "PBluafnotr4d2" 87421F
    Fuck, it took me a while... maybe 30 seconds.
    Mar 14 2016 04:54 PM
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    I actually know someone named Mar15
    Mar 15 2016 08:39 AM
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G-techAdmin Prime

Happy Birthday, Prime! I hope the giant metaphorical finger Tanabe gave you (I'm convinced that this reveal was targeted specifically at you) didn't ruin what should be a day filled with joy (again, it's no coincidence that this day was chosen for maximum Prime Ruination). I hope our well wishes for your day of birth are enough to thwart that bastard Tanabe's atrocious act. But just to be sure that he won't be victorious: [i][b][size=6]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PIRME! YOU...
Mar 03 2016 06:11 PM
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    Oops, I forgot that HTML doesn't work in profile comments. Pleeze dunt bant me!
    Mar 03 2016 06:12 PM
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    Unacceptable unsuccessful hacking attempt. Banned.

    Thanks. :P
    Mar 06 2016 05:20 PM
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G-techLazyyDogg

Wow, I never heard of a dog living as long as twenty-five years. Do contribute your longevity to laziness? Whatever it is may it continue to bless you with many more years to come. Happy Birthday!
Mar 01 2016 06:27 PM